stonk one ranking ETF a mix of rankings bundled together
Max returns
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Biggest pile of pips. Does not care how scary the dips were.
Stack 2+7+8+10+13 12,203 pips
+12,203 pips (126 pips / month)
Wealth + Ulcer + green
ETF
Biggest pile, little time sitting in a hole, and months that usually pay.
Stack 2+5+7+8+10+13 combo 0.79
+11,723 pips (120 pips / month)
Max Sortino
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Smoothest ride that only punishes losing months. Big up months are fine.
Stack 3+7+8+10+13 Sortino 2.40
+11,625 pips (140 pips / month)
Maximum pips per year
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Highest worst complete year. 2026 skipped. The year that paid the least is as big as we can make it.
Stack 2+3+5+7+8+10+13 min year 1,149
+11,505 pips (118 pips / month)
Most green months
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How often a month paid you.
Stack 3+5+7+8+10+13 71% green
+11,019 pips (117 pips / month)
Gain-to-pain
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How much you kept versus how much you gave back in red months.
Stack 7+8+10+13 GTP 1.67
+10,938 pips (97 pips / month)
Typical + green + Ulcer
ETF
Best mix of a fat typical month, lots of green months, and little time sitting in a hole. Each piece is scored against the best stack on that piece, then multiplied.
Stack 5+7+8+10+13 combo 0.73
+10,378 pips (155 pips / month)
Paycheck without camping
ETF
Fat typical month, often green, and trades don't sit for days.
Stack 2+6+7+8+10+13 combo 0.24
+9,241 pips (160 pips / month)
JBF2
ETF
Did not sprint then sit. Later months still pay, year-to-year pips stay tight, typical month still fat.
Stack 2+5+10+13 combo 0.36
+9,148 pips (98 pips / month)
Highest profit factor
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Wins bigger than losses, added up. Ignores whether the losses came in a clump.
Stack 7+8+10 PF 1.215
+9,148 pips (77 pips / month)
Highest typical monthly return
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Highest median month, in pips. Half of months did at least this well.
Stack 2+6+7+10+13 month med 191
+9,110 pips (191 pips / month)
Min drawdown (≥5000 pips)
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Smallest worst dip among stacks that made at least 5,000 pips.
Stack 2+5+10 maxDD 800
+7,219 pips (62 pips / month)
JBF1
ETF
Calmar, smallest hole, and a paycheck that doesn't camp. Mix of Max Calmar, Min drawdown, and Paycheck without camping.
Stack 5+7+8+13 combo 0.10
+6,618 pips (101 pips / month)
Least-bad worst month (≥5000 pips)
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Smallest single-month punch among stacks that made at least 5,000 pips.
Stack 2+10 worst month -525
+6,407 pips (33 pips / month)
Z1
ETF
Best of all worlds: typical month, often green, smaller hole, later months still pay, tight years.
Stack 3+5+13 combo 0.12
+4,444 pips (80 pips / month)
Min drawdown
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Smallest worst dip, among stacks that still made money.
Stack 5+13 maxDD 506
+3,870 pips (27 pips / month)
Duplicates
Same hours as a chart above. Different ranking name, same stack, same line.
Keep it + typical + no punch
ETF
Doesn't give red months back, typical month is fat, and the worst single month isn't a blow-up.
Same hours as Max Sortino above. Different ranking, same chart.
Stack 3+7+8+10+13 combo 0.39
+11,625 pips (140 pips / month)
Max score
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Best typical month versus the worst dip, with a penalty for holding trades a long time. This is the rank we already used.
Same hours as Max Sortino above. Different ranking, same chart.
Stack 3+7+8+10+13 score 7.22
+11,625 pips (140 pips / month)
Z2
ETF
Best of all worlds, with every complete year at least 1,000 pips. 2026 skipped.
Same hours as Maximum pips per year above. Different ranking, same chart.
Stack 2+3+5+7+8+10+13 combo 0.99
+11,505 pips (118 pips / month)
Best Ulcer
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Least time sitting in a hole, relative to how much you made. A one-month crash beats a year underwater.
Same hours as JBF2 above. Different ranking, same chart.
Stack 2+5+10+13 Martin 4.06
+9,148 pips (98 pips / month)
Max Calmar
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Most pips earned per unit of worst dip.
Same hours as Min drawdown (≥5000 pips) above. Different ranking, same chart.
Stack 2+5+10 Calmar 1.32
+7,219 pips (62 pips / month)
Paycheck + green + small hole
ETF
Fat typical month, paid most months, and the worst dip stays smaller. Closest to 'can I actually run this.'
Same hours as JBF1 above. Different ranking, same chart.
Stack 5+7+8+13 combo 0.28
+6,618 pips (101 pips / month)
Least-bad worst month
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Smallest single-month punch. Not the same as the worst dip, which can stack several months.
Same hours as Min drawdown above. Different ranking, same chart.