Max scoreMax returnsWealth + Ulcer + greenBest UlcerJBF3Gain-to-painMost green monthsMaximum pips per yearTypical + green + UlcerZ2Highest profit factorHighest typical monthly returnZ1JBF1Paycheck + green + small holeJBF2Min drawdown (≥5000 pips)Least-bad worst month (≥5000 pips)Least-bad worst monthMin drawdownPaycheck without camping
stonk one ranking ETF a mix of rankings bundled together
Max score
stonk
Best typical month versus the worst dip, with a penalty for holding trades a long time. This is the rank we already used.
1+5+7+8+10+13+15+21 Size 1 score 10.28
1.72× (+72%)
Median year
+5.9%
Average year
+8.5%
Median month
+0.6%
Average month
+0.7%
Worst month
-4.6%
Worst day
-2.1%
Deepest DD
8.4%
Longest DD
521d
Longest flat
6d
Max returns
stonk
Biggest pile. Does not care how scary the dips were.
1+3+4+5+7+8+10+13+15+21 Size 1 final +72%
1.72× (+72%)
Median year
+7.4%
Average year
+8.0%
Median month
+0.5%
Average month
+0.7%
Worst month
-5.0%
Worst day
-3.0%
Deepest DD
11.5%
Longest DD
605d
Longest flat
6d
Wealth + Ulcer + green
etf
Biggest pile, little time sitting in a hole, and months that usually pay.
1+5+7+8+10+13+21 Size 1 combo 0.80
1.68× (+68%)
Median year
+8.7%
Average year
+8.0%
Median month
+0.6%
Average month
+0.7%
Worst month
-4.5%
Worst day
-2.1%
Deepest DD
8.2%
Longest DD
516d
Longest flat
6d
Best Ulcer
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Least time sitting in a hole, relative to how much you made. A one-month crash beats a year underwater.
0+2+7+8+10+13+18 Size 1 Martin 4.14
1.67× (+67%)
Median year
+8.3%
Average year
+8.7%
Median month
+0.5%
Average month
+0.6%
Worst month
-4.6%
Worst day
-2.0%
Deepest DD
9.6%
Longest DD
545d
Longest flat
6d
JBF3
etf
JBF2 plus hours 7 and 8. Sortino-sized pile, with JBF2's later years still in the mix.
2+5+7+8+10+13 Size 1 JBF2 + hours 7+8
1.65× (+65%)
Median year
+9.3%
Average year
+8.2%
Median month
+0.5%
Average month
+0.6%
Worst month
-5.0%
Worst day
-1.7%
Deepest DD
9.1%
Longest DD
516d
Longest flat
6d
Gain-to-pain
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How much you kept versus how much you gave back in red months.
1+7+8+10+15+21 Size 1 GTP 1.77
1.61× (+61%)
Median year
+7.3%
Average year
+7.5%
Median month
+0.5%
Average month
+0.6%
Worst month
-3.7%
Worst day
-1.9%
Deepest DD
6.5%
Longest DD
530d
Longest flat
6d
Most green months
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How often a month paid you.
3+5+7+8+10+13+18+21 Size 1 72% green
1.61× (+61%)
Median year
+7.7%
Average year
+7.2%
Median month
+0.7%
Average month
+0.6%
Worst month
-4.4%
Worst day
-2.4%
Deepest DD
9.6%
Longest DD
601d
Longest flat
6d
Maximum pips per year
stonk
Highest worst complete year. 2026 skipped. The year that paid the least is as big as we can make it.
1+2+4+5+7+10+13+14+18+21+22 Size 1 min year +6.1%
1.56× (+56%)
Median year
+6.2%
Average year
+6.6%
Median month
+0.2%
Average month
+0.6%
Worst month
-9.5%
Worst day
-4.3%
Deepest DD
14.0%
Longest DD
566d
Longest flat
5d
Typical + green + Ulcer
etf
Best mix of a fat typical month, lots of green months, and little time sitting in a hole. Each piece is scored against the best stack on that piece, then multiplied.
5+7+8+10+13 Size 1 combo 0.53
1.56× (+56%)
Median year
+6.5%
Average year
+7.2%
Median month
+0.7%
Average month
+0.6%
Worst month
-5.1%
Worst day
-1.5%
Deepest DD
7.3%
Longest DD
516d
Longest flat
6d
Z2
etf
Best of all worlds, with every complete year at least 1,000 pips. 2026 skipped.
2+5+10+13+21+23 Size 1 combo 0.37
1.49× (+49%)
Median year
+7.0%
Average year
+6.5%
Median month
+0.5%
Average month
+0.5%
Worst month
-4.0%
Worst day
-1.9%
Deepest DD
6.5%
Longest DD
502d
Longest flat
5d
Highest profit factor
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Wins bigger than losses, added up. Ignores whether the losses came in a clump.
7+8+10 Size 1 PF 1.215
1.49× (+49%)
Median year
+6.8%
Average year
+6.7%
Median month
+0.3%
Average month
+0.5%
Worst month
-4.6%
Worst day
-1.6%
Deepest DD
7.4%
Longest DD
556d
Longest flat
9d
Highest typical monthly return
stonk
Highest median month. Half of months did at least this well.
1+2+3+4+6+7+9+10+19+22 Size 1 month med +0.9%
1.38× (+38%)
Median year
+6.6%
Average year
+5.2%
Median month
+0.9%
Average month
+0.5%
Worst month
-10.6%
Worst day
-4.3%
Deepest DD
17.2%
Longest DD
710d
Longest flat
6d
Z1
etf
Best of all worlds: typical month, often green, smaller hole, later months still pay, tight years.
5+10+13+14+15+18+21 Size 1 combo 0.14
1.36× (+36%)
Median year
+3.8%
Average year
+4.6%
Median month
+0.7%
Average month
+0.4%
Worst month
-4.0%
Worst day
-1.8%
Deepest DD
6.1%
Longest DD
530d
Longest flat
7d
JBF1
etf
Calmar, smallest hole, and a paycheck that doesn't camp. Mix of Max Calmar, Min drawdown, and Paycheck without camping.
5+7+8+13+18+21 Size 1 combo 0.02
1.32× (+32%)
Median year
+3.1%
Average year
+4.0%
Median month
+0.5%
Average month
+0.3%
Worst month
-2.5%
Worst day
-1.2%
Deepest DD
4.2%
Longest DD
374d
Longest flat
6d
Paycheck + green + small hole
etf
Fat typical month, paid most months, and the worst dip stays smaller. Closest to 'can I actually run this.'
0+5+7+8+13 Size 1 combo 0.20
1.31× (+31%)
Median year
+5.4%
Average year
+3.9%
Median month
+0.5%
Average month
+0.3%
Worst month
-2.6%
Worst day
-1.6%
Deepest DD
4.7%
Longest DD
509d
Longest flat
5d
JBF2
etf
Did not sprint then sit. Later months still pay, year-to-year returns stay tight, typical month still fat.
1+3+4+7+14+15+21 Size 1 combo 0.43
1.30× (+30%)
Median year
+3.4%
Average year
+3.1%
Median month
+0.8%
Average month
+0.4%
Worst month
-6.4%
Worst day
-5.4%
Deepest DD
14.9%
Longest DD
746d
Longest flat
10d
Min drawdown (≥5000 pips)
stonk
Smallest worst dip among stacks that made at least 5,000 pips.
0+5+7+8+13+18 Size 1 maxDD 4.6%
1.29× (+29%)
Median year
+5.2%
Average year
+3.7%
Median month
+0.4%
Average month
+0.3%
Worst month
-2.6%
Worst day
-1.3%
Deepest DD
4.6%
Longest DD
559d
Longest flat
5d
Least-bad worst month (≥5000 pips)
stonk
Smallest single-month punch among stacks that made at least 5,000 pips.
7+8+13+18+21+23 Size 1 worst month -1.9%
1.28× (+28%)
Median year
+5.4%
Average year
+3.8%
Median month
+0.2%
Average month
+0.3%
Worst month
-1.9%
Worst day
-1.5%
Deepest DD
5.6%
Longest DD
685d
Longest flat
6d
Least-bad worst month
stonk
Smallest single-month punch. Not the same as the worst dip, which can stack several months.
5+19 Size 1 worst month -1.0%
1.08× (+8%)
Median year
+1.9%
Average year
+1.0%
Median month
+0.1%
Average month
+0.1%
Worst month
-1.0%
Worst day
-1.0%
Deepest DD
2.9%
Longest DD
670d
Longest flat
32d
Min drawdown
stonk
Smallest worst dip, among stacks that still made money.
18+21 Size 1 maxDD 2.4%
1.03× (+3%)
Median year
+0.7%
Average year
+0.5%
Median month
+0.2%
Average month
+0.0%
Worst month
-1.3%
Worst day
-1.6%
Deepest DD
2.4%
Longest DD
818d
Longest flat
25d
Paycheck without camping
etf
Fat typical month, often green, and trades don't sit for days.
18+20 Size 1 combo 0.14
1.01× (+1%)
Median year
+0.4%
Average year
+0.1%
Median month
+0.2%
Average month
+0.0%
Worst month
-2.0%
Worst day
-2.0%
Deepest DD
4.2%
Longest DD
1731d
Longest flat
19d
Duplicates
Same hours as a chart above. Different ranking name, same book, same line.
Max Calmar
stonk
Most return earned per unit of worst dip.
Same hours as Gain-to-pain above. Different ranking, same chart.
1+7+8+10+15+21 Size 1 Calmar 1.41
1.61× (+61%)
Median year
+7.3%
Average year
+7.5%
Median month
+0.5%
Average month
+0.6%
Worst month
-3.7%
Worst day
-1.9%
Deepest DD
6.5%
Longest DD
530d
Longest flat
6d
Max Sortino
stonk
Smoothest ride that only punishes losing months. Big up months are fine.
Same hours as Gain-to-pain above. Different ranking, same chart.
1+7+8+10+15+21 Size 1 Sortino 2.67
1.61× (+61%)
Median year
+7.3%
Average year
+7.5%
Median month
+0.5%
Average month
+0.6%
Worst month
-3.7%
Worst day
-1.9%
Deepest DD
6.5%
Longest DD
530d
Longest flat
6d
Keep it + typical + no punch
etf
Doesn't give red months back, typical month is fat, and the worst single month isn't a blow-up.
Same hours as Max score above. Different ranking, same chart.